60F (16C): Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; Chicagoans are still sunbathing.
50F (10C): Californians try to turn on the heat; Chicagoans plant gardens.
40F (4C): Italian sport cars won't start; Chicagoans drive with the windows down.
32F (0C): Distilled water freezed; Lake Michigan water gets thicker.
20F (-7C): Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; Chicagoans thown on a light jacket.
15F (-9C): Chicagoan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0F (-18C): All the people in Phoenix die; Chicagoans close the windows.
-10F (-23C): Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scots in Chicago are selling cookies door to door.
-25F (-32C): Hollywood disintegrates. Chicagoans get out their winter coats.
-40F (-40C): Washington, DC runs out of hot air. Chicagoan let the dogs sleep indoors.
-100F (-73C): Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get frustrated because they can't start "da car".
-460F (-273C): All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). Chicagoans start saying, "Cold enuff for ya?"
-500F: Hell freezes over. The Chicago Cubs win the World Series
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LMFAO! I loved that. Can you do one for New Yorkers, too?
Sorry AJ, I found this via Ravelry and just wanted to share the laughs. I have been to Chicago and can verify that this chart is more or less accurate(well, I can verify that it gets pretty effing cold in Chicago in November).
Through the magic of clicking on links and lurking on the Big 6 on Rav, I found this.
Being from Chicago, I laughed...a lot!
And it's quite true. I should also add that these temperatures can happen anytime during the year! xD
(Except, hell has yet to freeze over...almost did last fall, no wonder why it was so effin' cold this past winter!)
-cfieds from Rav
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